Tim and I have been testing and retesting scents for our candle line (Blaze2K), so while testing we used minimal amounts of fragrance. We felt like mad scientists with our beakers and glass bottles mixing oils and scents to get the right smell. Honestly…we turned our kitchen into a laboratory.
We wanted our store to open on June 15. We’re there. The first candle we have in stock right now is “Monkey Farts”. Banana, grapefruit, kiwi, bubble gum, strawberry and vanilla. Little did we know while doing sample tests (which only made our apartment smell like what we were mixing for maybe an hour) that doing the real thing would create a freaking smell fest! My gawd…my eyes were tearing up for a good two hours. This was all yesterday at 2pm. It’s now a new day at 2:30pm and I STILL smell Monkey Farts. I think maybe the smell has permeated my sinus walls. Everything I eat tastes like Monkey Farts. My dogs…yep…they smell like Monkey Farts.
The good news is that we now have Monkey Farts in stock. So you can make your humble abode smell just like ours. Except a little less severe. Head to “SHOP” at the top of this page and go get one. Use the coupon code “MonkeyFarts” (all one word squished together like you see it) to get 10% off your first candle. Then listen to B2K Radio to learn how to get a candle for free. We’re givers.
Next time…we wear hazmat suits! Bubble Gum, Cotton Candy, Bacon and Toasted Marshmallow are the next scents coming up. Look for them to be added to the SHOP soon.